Ever been arrested?

I don’t get caught. ever.

Most hated chore on the household chore list?
chores...are something other people do for me.

Tell me about your first road trip in your first car
first road trip in first car.........down the national park route to the gong in a Merc c180. epic.

In life who has had the most influence on you?
 family, always family.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
My insidious charm.

What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered for after your death?

being such an all-round great guy.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
waddup son.

Do you have any phobias?
nothing remarkable here.

If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?

If you could be one kind of beer which one would you be and why?

If you were a kitchen appliance – what would you be and please make the sound of that appliance?
leaky sink. drip...drip...drip...

If you had to, what relative would you lock up in the shed and why?
veronica, for the next 3 months, so i could validate the spontaneous generation theory and finally prove Louis Pasteur wrong.

What did you enjoy about school?
lunch time.

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid.

i was cuter.

Who was your enemy or the bully when you were young?
my second sister. death to females! kidding....

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
i wanted to be a fire truck. WHOERP WHOERP WHEROP

What extremely difficult life situation have you overcome and how did you do it?
in year 11, and having such huge biceps that whenever i flexed them they would rip my skin.

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
...all i can think about is when i was young and at Fairfield forum with family, being a brat. my parents thought they would teach me a lesson by giving me a smack on the bare arse. little did they know that i liked to go commando, so when they whipped down the pants and were greeted by my meaty white arse they were too shocked and forgot to hit me. possibly embarrassing but definitely a victory.

Was there ever a time when you were frightened for your life?
multiple times - drowning. shout out to the multiple family members who have saved my life x8

Which is the best vacation you’ve ever had?

Which is the most funniest prank played on you or played by you?
parked at uni, paranoid all day about parking for longer than 2 hours. get to my car at end of day. yellow envelope with white receipt on it. cry out, "NOOOOOOOOOO" for the whole block to hear. look at the slip. "YOU GOT PUNK'D!" sonofa....

What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
driving "quickly" down the national park route. or maybe trying to dive over a fence into a roll before i knew how to dive. or roll.

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
my incredibly self-degrading humility. and possibly gain a ripping six pack. shreddeddddddd

Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
dad mum vnou or patch. or possibly the mirror.

If you could choose, how would you want to die?
after an incredible 5 hour session ménage a trios with the two hottest and most amazing chicks on my water bed under my quilt made of 100dollar bills where i fall peacefully fall asleep completely and 100% satisfied in all aspects of my life

If you could change the world what would you do? make all our energy sources pollution free and forever sustainable

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult

What do you value most in life?
family friends driving

If you were one of two people left on this earth, and the other was of the same sex; would you go gay?
no. i have a right hand.

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

What would be your dream job?
 Highly successful, highly paid athlete/model/race car driver who earned so much money to be retired at the age 26 to follow a childhood passion in films to eventuate as a highly successful, highly paid film director/producer.

Have you ever lived or worked out of the country?
no ma'am!

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
Full Health
Lots of Wealth

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
McLovin...but actually i quite like my name.

Name three exotic countries you would like to visit
Tahiti, UAE, Scandinavia

When you die - what part of your personality do you want to be remembered for?

If you could add a single option to your car, what would you add?
TWIN TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...or bi xenon lights. hot...

If you could start your own restaurant, what would it be?
noodle house!

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
great success in every aspect of my life

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
tell everyone who i care about how much i love them, let them know all the little things and big secrets, drive.

If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive), who would you choose and where would you go?
you, on a trip to our future. NGAW…